You know it's an off day when...

You're out early, but the bus (that usually comes every 5 minutes) doesn't come for 15 minutes.

You miss the train because of the late bus

You are second in line, but the first person in line has a huge order.

When you get change back, you get 2 twenties, and 6 dollar coins. (All of a sudden I felt like i was in Canada again - who uses these here?) The cashier says with a grin 'That's big change'. Big Change???

You miss the second train because of the slow service getting coffee. You end up on the local train which makes all possible stops between teh city and Palo Alto.

The coffee lid leaks all over your white jacket, and cropped jeans. Both of which, you just washed.

You realize that you're late for an interview.

You don't get into the NYC Marathon because there were 98,000 applicants, of which they can only accept 30,000.